Tuesday, September 16, 2008

the dead zone



stupid dialogue? oh right, it's steven king.

driving directly into an 18-wheeler? oh right, it's steven king.

in a coma for six years? & a full recovery? really?

oh right, it's steven king.

don't get me wrong, i love steven king.



but his writing can be a little corny. oh, who am i kidding? he's not exactly known for his fantastic dialogue & really in-depth characters.

but he is a pretty damn good storyteller (or, more accurately, can be a really good storyteller). so, in theory, the dead zone is pretty cool. it's about a guy who wakes up from a six-year coma & finds that when he touches people, he can see things about them. yes, i know that's vague. but so is the show. apparently it can be in the past, in the future, in a POSSIBLE future, happening to someone else near them. oh, & it works with objects, too. but only SOME objects.

it's all very sci-fi & very mysterious. which, in my opinion, is cool.

anthony michael hall ("
you gave me a birth control pill? do you know what that can do to a guy my age? ") does an alright job with the whole, going into trances thing. i have a feeling his acting improves over time, as he gets more used to the character. i mean, the show apparently ran for six seasons, so he had to be doing something right.

i can't totally speak to how the plot ends up working out. i have a feeling each episode is him trying to solve a crime or some other mystery that he receives from touching objects or people. that's what it seems like, based on the first few episodes. which is a good idea. people like case-based television shows.

this show is pretty cool. i don't know if i could ever get like, REALLY into it. or if i would ever want to buy multiple seasons & have the dead zone marathons. but i would totally watch it again if someone loaned me disc two.


Monday, September 15, 2008

Eureka

titles: "is that fucking papyrus font? it is! fuck this show. fucking over." i swear, some people.



I have a hard time understanding scifi i think. i mean, i have a difficult time suspending my disbelief. all i can think is "this is weird!" and i never really accept it and move on. i don't know. the show seems pretty standard. we're supposed to follow the main character because, like us, he has no idea what's going on. fair enough.
i do like the 15 year old because she's such a mouthy little bitch. she pretty much has the same lines as if she was playing an estranged wife instead of being the frustrated daughter. i'm into verbally violent young women. who knows why?
I also like the juxtaposition of the government as we know it with the strictly intellectual town. throw the military into anything involving free thinking (and science!) and you're bound to get a rise out of me. creationism & evolution! church & state!

In Living Color, 2

i mostly just want to say "ditto" to jessica. i don't get it, but it's not targeted at me, so that's alright. i completely appreciate the show. i actually did laugh at one of the skits, though apparently it's the skit that replaced the date-rape one. jim carey is the ship captain (or, "boat pilot") who was responsible for a giant oil spill. as his wife does the dishes with her back to him, she rehashes the details of the spill and cleanup. carey, meanwhile, is re-enacting it all (accidently) with a horrific coffee spill that he tries to soak up with flour. it winds up with him lighting the kitchen on fire. stellar stuff, really.


i suppose i could get into the show on some level. i'm sure you could show me great skits and i'd love them. but all in all, it feels like an off-season of SNL. there's the occasional thing that is hilarious, but as a whole, i can't really be bothered to wait around for it. thank god for the internet though.

sub point: i hate madtv.

Friday, September 12, 2008

rome



i didn't NOT like this show, but i didn't like it either.

it's very well done. the costumes, props, & sets seem to be pretty spot on.

i don't know how accurate it is, historically. but i do know that i think it gets a little bogged down with the history, like the tudors does from time to time. i don't really care about any of the characters, because so far they are only representations of a certain time period in history. they don't particularly stand out for me, & they don't really seem like real people. in the first episode alone, i couldn't tell half of the guys apart.

i feel like this show could be good, if it begins to focus more on the characters than the history/plot. this may happen, i don't know.

i've heard really good things about it, so i won't hate on it completely.

i like the tudors, but maybe only because jonathan rhys meyers is so hot. rome doesn't have a jonathan rhys meyers. at least, not yet.

reno 911!



i'm not 100% sure what to say about this show. i've got no really in-depth thoughts about it. & my online research proved that there are really no secrets about this show to be revealed.

all in all, it's just hilarious. i mean, i always make a point to watch it whenever i catch it on TV. watching 8 episodes back-to-back may have been a little much. & since you don't need to watch every episode to stay caught up on any kind of "plot" or "character development," watching every season is really not needed. it's maybe more of a watch-it-when-it's-on but-don't-kill-yourself-if-you-miss-an-episode kind of show.

but honestly, it's really just hilarious.

felicity



so my major memory for this show is that a boyfriend of mine in high school got angry that i watched it one night instead of calling him to talk. what i never admitted to him, & haven't really thought about until right now, is that i was only using this show to avoid calling him for whatever reason. i think it was his birthday, & i was uncomfortable with the expectations that had been placed on me to be the "perfect girlfriend" in such situations. & i bailed, majorly, on calling him. but, i mean, i called him after.

needless to say, i obviously didn't remember much about this show. i think i did watch it. at least a few times. i remembered all the characters, & of the 4 episodes i watched, i remembered the plot of at least two of them.

i think that felicity gets a bit of a bad reputation. every time i mention it, someone inevitably groans & someone else mentions "that time she cut her hair". i mean, yeah, cutting her hair was probably a bad idea. but the show continued for two more years after that ill-fated season. so they must have been doing something right.

right?

one thing i liked about this show before i even began watching it is that there are only 4 seasons. so it's not overwhelming to want to get into, & it exists in it's own little world of college. she begins the show as a freshman & ends it as a senior. i don't know if the last show does any kind of a fast forward so we can see where all the characters end up after their lives at the university of new york, but i almost sort of hope not. i LIKE that the show exists in a little box, like a package tied with a bow. here is college life, complete.

i'm going to be honest here. i liked this show.

more than i thought i was going to, & definitely more than i did in 1998. probably because in 1998, i had absolutely no idea what college was. it was an idea to me only, something i saw in my future but of which i had no real concept. so can i relate to felicity more, having gone through my own 4 (to be fair, 3.5) years?

i don't know. i think so.

in my memory i remember felicity as "that show that tried to recreate dawson's creek for college kids". i mean, she's got a little dawson in her. she's over analytical about boys, life, friends, & classes. but that's about it. she's much more reserved than dawson is. in fact, i liken her more to angela chase than dawson leery. felicity is painfully shy, so much so that, even though she followed ben to new york, she had only ever had two conversations with him before (conversations that she remembers in painstaking detail). it's almost painful to watch her try to interact with ben, noel, her professors, basically anyone she meets. she's awkward & young.

unlike dawson's creek, we don't pick up with felicity already having a strong friend group in place. in fact, when the series begins, she doesn't have ONE friend. & when she does befriend julie, they have a very rocky start (basically due to the fact that julie & ben like each other more than they like felicity).

we also learn that felicity didn't do much in high school. she was very quiet, & seems to have done only what her parents wanted her to do. i don't even know if she had any friends then, either. we certainly never hear about any of them.

so really, we get to see felicity evolve from the very beginning. she's got no friends, no life, & almost no personality. she's got to cut out a place for herself in the world from scratch. imagine, dawson leery at, say, age 3.

i'm going to admit this again. i was into it. i'm not sure where her relationships with ben & the resident advisor noel crane (who has a webpage. seriously, go to that link) will go (although thanks, wikipedia, for spoiling a few details for me). i don't know who she will befriend next. or where her adventures in college will take her. & i'm interested. which has got to be a good sign.

apparently in later seasons, the writers began to run out of ideas for story lines. i mean, i guess there's only SO much drama that can go on during college.... (NOT). also, apparently the original writer was 32 & claimed to be 19 so there was a bit of controversy going on about this show.
so i can't really vouch for the entire series. which is why i'm not giving this one more than four records as a rating.

but, i really & genuinely give felicity four records. i'm into it, & i hope that one day i can try out disc two. & who knows, honestly, maybe a lot more than that.

...at least until she cuts her hair.



just kidding.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

mad men; 2



i hate myself for not having watched this show before last night.

i wish i was being melodramatic, but i'm not.

to be fair, sham & i don't have cable. so we don't get AMC. i wanted to watch this one from the very beginning but couldn't. so then i had my dad download it for me & mail it to me, but i really dropped the ball on that one also. i still have the DVDs, but i never once watched them. since i started this blog, i keep meaning to watch mad men online to review, but i never did. i've had the pilot loaded onto my firefox about three times now, but things keep distracting me or work keeps making me busy.

but seriously? SERIOUSLY?



i've been missing out. i mean, LOOK AT THOSE CLOTHES. i would give anything to be able to (afford to) dress like that every day of my life. the set design & costumes are absolutely stunning. i never ONCE didn't buy that these people are living in the early 1960s. every damn thing feels accurate to me, even down to the drinking glasses, cigarette cases, & home decor. i wasn't alive during this time period, but for 45 minutes at a time, mad men allows me to pretend that i was (& thank you for that, mad men. because it's not really a secret that i wish i could live in this era).

the acting is also superb. while watching the show, sham actually turned to me & said, "oh yeah, i forgot that people can act." especially on TV! i mean, i had begun to believe that ANYONE could get on TV, regardless of any actual talent. but thank you, mad men, for finally getting it right & finding people who could act. it really, really, really makes a difference.

ok, plot. sure, the clothes & hotties are what initially attracted me to this show, but will the plot keep me watching it? yes. absolutely. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. on the first disc alone, peggy basically gets called a "strumpet" by her gyno because she wants birth control. then, she comes onto her boss & sleeps with a co-worker who is about to be married! yikes! don is already cheating on his wife (who almost killed her kids in a car accident because her hands keep going numb), yet he is frustrated because she seems sad. then, he had the audacity to tell a female client that he will not let a woman "talk to him like that" when she tells him his ideas are stupid. etc etc etc.

fantastic.

i don't feel like i'm watching TV; i feel like i'm watching a movie. a movie that i never want to end. do you hear me, mad men? i never want you to end! never!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

mad men

first off, apologies all around. jessica is single-handedly keeping up this blog. what can i say? i'm a busy lady and i can't really blog when i'm at work. so how about this, i'm going to make really short updates, and then perhaps come back to them later if i feel like i have more to say. we'll leave the pontificating to my other half.

short sum up: everyone is right this show is great. i love when i feel like i'm not even watching tv, but am watching a movie. there is acting. there is costume and set design. i care about the story lines. i give my general applause to this show and feel guilty that i had not seen it until tonight.

plus- have you seen the outfits? fucking killer.


loves it.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Tick (live action), 2

it's true, i watched all 6 episodes. it's an absolutely ridiculous show. very over the top, but that's what you want. i promise. it's bizarre and funny- i some how liked it and didn't like it at the same time. i think i got a little bored because i wasn't dedicating my full attention to the show. this is definitely something to watch with friends. comic dork friends if you have them. (i say that lovingly.)

i am going to agree with jessica- batmanuel is the best. maybe it's the sexy accent, maybe it's that he's a womanizer and kind of a dick, but i fell for batmanuel. even if his outfit was ridiculous.


did you see captain liberty's outfit?


yeah. that star is cutout for cleav. amazing. certainly just more of a demonstration of the hilarious satire that is The Tick. there was actually an episode about not donning the costume and wearing normal clothes. turns out superheros should stay in their outfits so they don't freak out their dates. long story.

i'm into it though.

the tick (live action)



the best part of this show is batmanuel. seriously. if you watch it for any reason, let that reason be batmanuel (& yes, he does have a batmanuelmobile). i promise that you will not be disappointed.

though apparently, america at large WAS disappointed by this one. it lasted only nine episodes, a far cry from the successful three year run of the animated series in the mid-90s. maybe adults simply don't understand the tick as well as children do? in the first episode alone, i remember sham turning to me & saying "oh, sad, is he just stupid?" as the tick began babbling about his duty to protect his bus station (apparently in the original comics, he actually escapes from a nearby mental institution). but we caught on fairly quickly.

he's not stupid, it's actually brilliant parody.

i only watched three of the six episodes on disc one, but i didn't not finish due to boredom or lack of interest. my DVD player sort of tricked me & stopped playing after three episodes. sham did finish the whole disc though, so let's wait for her entry with bated breath.

with only three episodes of the tick under my belt, i liked it enough to write this entry. i know, i know. what did i learn from two guys, a girl, & a pizza place? if anything, not to judge a whole show by less episodes than are actually on disc one. but, for this one, i'll have to make an exception.

i mean, the show certainly makes very little sense. there's almost no backstory & the characters are little more than goofy caricatures of superheroes. but, that's exactly what makes this show work.

it takes place in a world where superheroes do exist, though they are considered by society to be insane & in need of severe therapy to right their mental problems. they have to make their own costumes (except for the tick, who never seems to take it off) & they don't really have super powers aside from their bravery (except for the tick, who apparently is pretty damn strong). batmanuel is even shown with his arm in a cast in one episode. these are superheroes, but they are also real people.

which makes me like this show. a lot. it's pretty zany & out there, but it's certainly a lot of fun. it's what superman, batman, & the like would be if they ACTUALLY existed in the world we live in now. which, in theory, is cool. in practice, perhaps just not mainstream enough for society. but in theory, still very cool.